Why moms shouldn't chug tequila

So I spent what was supposed to be a normal, calm weekend with my heathens while daddy was out to sea.  Then Saturday happened.  It's been a long time since I've seen someone down half a bottle of tequila.  At 3pm.  While babysitting her neighbors kids.  She was passing out hugs to everyone, doing that whispered yell that people only use when they are plowed, and making a total idiot of herself.  All in all, hilarious to watch, and bless you, whoever the colelge girl was who was there to help her!